The Register : 1 in 10 Americans prefer colonoscopies to PC security

"The survey, sponsored by PCTools, also found that more than one in 10 Americans would rather get a colonoscopy that spend time cleaning up their computer." ~ Team Register

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2010/09/16/tools_survey/
Honestly I find this disturbing. But I do understand. My better half hates it when I do spring cleaning on her computer. She gets mad because it takes longer to get things done the first time she logs back onto whatever she needs to do. I find this also a bit enlightening, since that means that I may have more customers to my time.